I would start like I normally do by telling you how fast time is going and how much you have grown, but at this point, you hear it from me every day. Every new outfit elicits a, “When did you become a teenager?!” from me. Every new hairdo renders me weeping as you transform from my pig-tailed toddler to a curtain-banged fashionista before my very eyes.
As you often remind me in these moments, you are no longer a
baby. You are in third grade at a new school with new friends and a locker and
busy hallways and boys and all of it. You’re navigating it all with your
signature go-with-the-flow-and-assume-it’s-leading-somewhere-awesome attitude,
which I’m going to get to see even more often now that I’m substitute teaching
at your school. All of this “new” has inevitably led to some updates in what
you’re into these days:
· Things you love: your aforementioned curtain bangs, Taylor Swift, Stanleys, singing and dancing in your room, playing Switch with your brother, your iPad, and more recently, avocados (which you devoured as a baby then refused to eat for the last eight years).
All hail.
· Things I don’t love: all the lingo (God,
I’m old) you whippersnappers pick up from the YouTubes. I’m OK with you never
calling me “bruh” ever again. I also never need to hear “A-Yo!” in response to
any kind of affection any human being shows toward another. This is a
phase, right? Right? Oh man, what if it’s not? Bruuuuh.
But as we’ve learned already, it’s OK if we don’t always see
life through the same lens. Take your first time riding the Jack Rabbit roller
coaster at Kennywood — I told you it would feel like “butterflies in your
tummy.” You were convinced it was going to propel you to your doom and, despite
surviving, proceeded to give me the most brutal public tongue-lashing I have ever
received, complete with vigorous finger-pointing. I don’t think either of us
has fully recovered.
I’d say if I could go back in time, I
wouldn’t make you ride it, but then I wouldn’t have this picture so…
Another new thing this year is Girl Scouts, which you seem to
really like. You were the second-highest candy seller in your first sale!
Though, to be fair, your efforts consisted of choosing your avatar’s outfit and
hairdo. My efforts consisted of gathering all the information, building your
selling site, sending it to all of our family and friends, badgering them until
they bought stuff, picking up the stuff and delivering the stuff. Honestly,
where’s my badge? Scratch that—those things are a massive pain in the ass to
iron on and end up falling off your vest two minutes later anyway. Regardless, your
selling days are nothing like those of my youth when I had to physically roam
about my neighborhood knocking on the doors of people I’d only ever seen
gathering their mail and begging them to purchase a magazine subscription so
I could sleep in a cabin instead of outside on our next camping trip. Oh, and I
had to walk two miles to school uphill in the snow.
I’d smile like that too if someone
did all my selling for me.
This past year, you also went to Sandcastle and Splash
Lagoon for the first time, where you rode (or wanted to ride but I
hyperventilated and said no) everything. You also attended your first TJ
football game, where you watched exactly no football but instead stared at the
boy you were currently crushing on who was a few bleacher rows below us. I was
proud when you finally mustered up the courage to go get a selfie with him.
Maybe 90 percent proud and 10 percent OMG! NOOOOOO!!! YOU STOP GROWING UP RIGHT
THIS MINUTE, YOUNG LADY! Actually, flip those numbers.
I’m kidding. Kind of. Because, as I know in my heart and as
I often remind you, it doesn't matter how old you are. I don't care how many new trends you try
or how many crushes you have or how many times you tell me otherwise: you will
always be my baby.
Love,
Mum
